About a month or so ago, I saw some of the most disturbing shit I have ever seen in my life. Now, I’ve seen some things in my 41 years on this earth and this thing right here really messed my mind up. Someone and I ain’t going to say no names, FRANCHISE, sent me a link to a show. It looked to be the pilot of a show. A new show that’s going to appear on the Oxygen network. A new show that’s going to star “world renowned” rapper Shawtly Lo. You all remember Shawty Lo. He of the famed hip-hop group D4L. Creators of that timeless rap classic Laffy Taffy. And who can forget THE hip-hop beef of the century with fellow ATL artist T.I.
The name of the show and the start of my chest pains is All My Babies Mamas. It seems Mr. Lo has had a very busy life. He is clearly on the side of pro-life and procreation. He refuses to invest in Trojans, Lifestyles or any other prophylactic. See, Shawty Lo has 11 children and 10 baby mamas. The premise of the pilot was to show Shawty and his interactions with 7 of his baby mamas, his children and his 19 year old girlfriend…who just so happens to be younger than 3 of his kids. Are you fucking kidding me?! At this point, I don’t know who’s more of an idiot, Shawty Lo or baby mama numbers 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 10. I mean who decides to have all those children? And who decides to have a child with someone who has all those children?
I have 1 child and I bm. That shit is hard as hell to deal with and it’s just 1. I couldn’t imagine having to do that shit with 11 kids and 10 bm’s. I would just shoot myself! He was having kids well before he was famous. The story goes he was heavy in the streets so that may explain a few of the children.(I can’t believe I just said a few wtf) And then the younger ones came while he was getting money with the rap game. When you watch the clip, you’ll see a Brady Bunch type of box with Shawty Lo in the middle. There are 8 female faces around his. The picture on the bottom right isn’t a baby mama. She’s his girlfriend. That means 3 of his baby mamas refused to be a part of the shenanigans of Shawty Lo’s and Oxygen’s new show. 3 of them decided that there was no way they were going to make fools of themselves any more than they already have by having a child with this clown. I don’t know how the other 3 look but DAMN Lo, you picked some bird ass broads to have babies with.
Who the hell decided this would be a good idea for a “reality” show?
Who green lighted this project? Aren’t there enough shows out there that portray Black people as idiots? Basketball Wives, when only 1 or 2 are actually married? Love and Hip-Hop where Lil’ Scrappy infamously said he would “put the paws on him” regarding Stevie J.? Or what about the Bad Girls Club? That is some empowering stuff right there! The point is, these shows are nothing more than Jerry Springer in prime time. There’s no “reality” to any of these shows. And you keep watching! These reality shows are some of the highest rated shows on cable tv. And as long as you keep watching, they will continue to create ignant garbage like All My Babies Mamas!