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The Simpsons is About to Dominate All of Television. Forever.

At this point, The Simpsons is a cultural landmark. Kind of like Mount Rushmore- yes, it exists, but we’ve all seen it represented in every freaking souvenir store in existence. By now, Mount Rushmore (also, The Simpsons) has lost a … Continue reading

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Mark Wahlberg May Upgrade to The Six Million Dollar Wahlberg

Do you prefer your Mark Wahlbergs pushed to superhuman limits via the addition of cybernetic enhancements? Turns out you’re not alone (presuming you answered, “Yes, I much prefer my Mark Wahlbergs as cyborgs). According to The Tracking Board, Wahlberg is … Continue reading

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AMC Previews Season Five of The Walking Dead

Everyone watches The Walking Dead, right? I’m just going by the show’s ratings, which are so huge as to prove that basically one-third of the Earth’s population is currently watching The Walking Dead. So chances are, you probably do too. … Continue reading

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Community Revived Once More, Now a Web Series at Yahoo!

You just can’t kill Community. Sure, the cult hit NBC series was cancelled for good back in May (both NBC and Netflix, the current savior of cancelled cult series, declined to pick it up), but that doesn’t mean there weren’t … Continue reading

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Sarah Jessica Parker Will Return to TV in New Crime Series

She probably won’t be wearing designer heels this time, but Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker will be returning to TV at last. It’s been 10 years since the popular series went off the air, and a new … Continue reading

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