It’s a new year and as such we at Mindbender Entertainment are going to do our best to bring you the best new topics of discussion, the best new episodes of our original shows and the best web content you can Google. And because it’s a New Year, I figured I would talk about a subject that I know went down all across the country: Trickin’!
I’ve asked around and I get many different definitions to the word Trickin’. The urban dictionary defines it as such:spending your money on a female so she stay with you. Or: to spend money that you don’t have on a female to keep her. Or: To spend money you don’t have on clothes, jewelry, cars, etc to appear to be ballin when you’re really not. As you see two of the definitions refer to spending money on a woman to keep her. Two of the definitions mention spending money that you don’t have. So what I’m going to do is combine all the definitions into one: Trickin’-(verb) spending money that you may or maynot have in order to keep a female. Also done to appear more affluent. If there are any disagreements with my definition let me know and I’ll think about amending it in some way.
Now that we have a clear definition of Trickin’, let’s figure out the people that are guilty of such activity. I firmly believe any man in any type of real relationship is Trickin’ and I’m going to tell you why. You had to take her out to the movies, dinner, lunch, ice cream or just Starbucks. Regardless of where it was, you came out your pocket. And why did you come out your pocket one might ask. Ladies, the answer is real simple: the Cookie! If you haven’t read or seen Think Like a Man, Steve Harvey uses the term “The Cookie” to mean p@$$y. Men spend money to get a woman, to woo a woman and to keep a woman. Now I know a lot of men are going to bitch and moan about me saying they are Trickin’ on their girls or wives and I get it. I understand nobody wants the word Trickin’ associated with them but I was hired to keep it a hundred and the bottom line is we do it…all the time.
All you have to do is listen to the songs. Listen to Jay, Kanye(Kimye lmao), Rick Ross, 2 Chainz, Fabolous. They all talk about spending extraordinary amounts of money on females. Red bottoms (Christian Louboutin), Berkin bags (Hermes), Audemars, you name it and some rapper has said something about spending money to buy these items for a female. Now, they have the money to spend so is it really Trickin’? You all know the saying: It ain’t Trickin’ if you got it. Personally, I don’t care how much money you have, if you’re spending it to get a chick or to keep a chick it’s Trickin’. A prime example is James Hardin of the NBA’s Houston Rockets. Reportedly, he spent 20 stacks to spend time with the model Jenna Shea. I can’t say what she did for that 20 grand. I can’t say what he expected for that 20 grand. I can say this, for $20,000 I expect more than a conversation about the fiscal cliff or the disintegration of America’s mental health system. A lot of things need to go on or I would want a refund. Here is a link to the article and all the twitter pics Jenna put up. http://bossip.com/684698/athletes-hoes-james-harden-paid-tricked-off-20000-for-becky-booty-model-jenna-shea-to-hang-out-43081/
Ladies, I know you don’t want to believe your man or husband is trickin’ on you. You feel everything he gives you is what you deserve. You’ve put up with him picking his teeth, his Xbox and Call of Duty, his boys eating all of your food and you had his babies. Damn right he better take you out to eat, bring you flowers, buy Mother’s Day gifts, take you on vacations and love your Momma. But let’s be clear….even if feel you deserve it, he did and does all these things for one reason. The Cookie and since he’s doing it for the p@$$y, it’s all Trickin’. I’m just saying….
By the way ladies…y’all do some Trickin’ of your own. Don’t get it twisted like you won’t go stand in the mall at 6 a.m. on a Saturday morning to cop those J’s your man wants. In the words of the great poet Snoop Doggy Dog…You don’t love me, you love my doggystyle!