How dare this Negro come in and try to tell us what to do, don’t he know the top 2% is who we answer to. It doesn’t matter that he was elected by our constituencies, they poor and dumb anyway, so them, we don’t need to please. Stupid Americans didn’t follow the plan that we laid out for just one term, now we forced to deal with him again, heaven’s sake, will they ever learn. I know what we can do, just drive off the cliff, the economy will go into the dump but we will still be rich.
Compromise what is that, we take no orders from you; we have control of the house, so we control you too. Better stay in your place, who do you think you are? President or not you’re just a Hollywood star. People love you cause you can talk and you can preach to make them feel good, but we know it’s only tricks that you learned in the hood. You won the election, so on to the new plan, the worst President ever and he was a black man!
My GOP friends why you so upset, cause I got elected again, despite your strongest threats? I sense your deep seeded hatred for me, is it because I’m a black man running “your” country? Or is it my ideas that you don’t agree with, I find that hard to believe, cause some of them came from your script. Can’t we all just get along, rest in peace Rodney King, we got bigger problems to solve, like this deficit thing.
Taxes, and spending, entitlements and such, are you really mad cause I ask billionaires for a few more bucks? That can’t really be the reason, but if it is ok, you should have really listened to what the people had to say.
Most Americans agree with my philosophy, unfortunately I belong to the wrong party. I wonder if Cane, Steele, or Rice would have had the same trouble, or would they be just like me, interviewing body doubles. But I digress because now I’m off topic, bottom line, can we work together to try and solve this shit. Excuse my language but I’m really pissed right now, it’s a shame this government has had to slow way down.
We’ve been sent here for a reason so let’s do our jobs, stop holding the country hostage with our partisan nods and nudges lets all work together and lets balance the budget!
This is my ode to the fiscal cliff, I tried to make it fun and funny, but this is a serious matter. Our elected officials are not trying to work together, the only thing they are trying to do is be declared the winner. The fact of the matter is, rich people will still be rich, poor people will still be poor, but it’s those in the middle that have a lot at stake, and if this country goes off the fiscal cliff, there will be no middle, just rich and poor, which one will you be?!
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