So I have been sitting and waiting to see if this Tiger Woods story was a joke. I was hoping that it was a media driven attention grabber because golf was starting up again. But sadly it’s true. Mr. Pop off himself has asked his ex wife to marry him. Tiger Please!
When I say “Tiger Please” (in my Chris Rock Voice) it’s an expression like tricking or Popping off! Not only is he trying to get her back after already paying her $110 million in the divorce settlement, he is doing it by offering her a megabucks prenup and an anti-cheating clause!
(Smacking My Lips) TIGER PLEASE!
Tiger has offered a $200 million prenup and Elin is considering. Of course she is! One thing about Elin is she is about her paper. You have to be worth at least 10 million dollars to date her. Shit…her last boyfriend was Jamie Dingman who is a Billionaire. She also dated swedish Hockey player Douglas Murray.
Tiger has lost his mind. I know love is priceless but if you sting me for $110 million, I’m done with you. If I was wrong or not, the first time around, Elin didn’t seek counseling , a preacher or anything. So to me you didn’t even want to help him if Tiger did have an Eric Benet type problem.
Again…Tiger Please!
To make matter worse, she sent a counter proposal after he got down on one knee to re-propose. She wants him to include a $350 million anti-cheating clause. Now if he got his problems with cheating addressed and he likes it, who am I to say anything? But if he didn’t get his problems addressed (which is definitely on him) then this is a set up! Hopefully this all works out for Tiger and Kobe. We will all watch and wait. A $350 Million dollar nanny!
TIGER PLEASE!