The Trailer for ‘Sharknado 2’ is Exactly as Dumb as You’d Expect

Were audiences really clamoring for another Sharknado? Maybe a little?

We must put these kinds of questions behind us, now, because Sharknado 2 is here and it’s not going anywhere anytime soon.

Oh, also, it has the subtitle “The Second One,” which is surprisingly non-creative for a movie with all the creativity of a second-grader putting his toy sharks in a blender to play pretend.

But now the first full trailer for Sharknado 2: The Second One has been released, and its precisely as stupid as the first one. Only with more stuff. And more stale sequel jokes. Thanks, Syfy!

In the sequel, the dreaded Sharknado is back and its headed for the Big Apple, where our heroes from the first film, Fin (Ian Ziering) and April (Tara Reid) are conveniently located, for some reason. Also Vivica A. Fox is here, because her career is in worse shape than anyone realized.

Cue more sharks, more nados, more truly awful special effects/dialogue/production value/everything. Also I think I saw an alligator at one point, which would make Sharknado a misnomer.

Maybe they’re saving Gatornado for part three.

Get your drinking games ready on July 30.

Were audiences really clamoring for another Sharknado? Maybe a little?

We must put these kinds of questions behind us, now, because Sharknado 2 is here and it’s not going anywhere anytime soon.

Oh, also, it has the subtitle “The Second One,” which is surprisingly non-creative for a movie with all the creativity of a second-grader putting his toy sharks in a blender to play pretend.

But now the first full trailer for Sharknado 2: The Second One has been released, and its precisely as stupid as the first one. Only with more stuff. And more stale sequel jokes. Thanks, Syfy!

In the sequel, the dreaded Sharknado is back and its headed for the Big Apple, where our heroes from the first film, Fin (Ian Ziering) and April (Tara Reid) are conveniently located, for some reason. Also Vivica A. Fox is here, because her career is in worse shape than anyone realized.

Cue more sharks, more nados, more truly awful special effects/dialogue/production value/everything. Also I think I saw an alligator at one point, which would make Sharknado a misnomer.

Maybe they’re saving Gatornado for part three.

Get your drinking games ready on July 30.

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